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Showing posts with label weird stories. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Polar Bear Moat, Woman=Stupidity


Polar Bear Mauls Woman at Zoo

April 11) - A woman stunned onlookers by jumping into a polar bear enclosure at a zoo Friday, suffering serious injuries after one of the four bears inside attacked her.

Zookeepers at the Berlin Zoo fought off the attacking bear from outside the enclosure as they pulled the German woman, 32, to safety, Britain’s Daily Telegraph reported.

The woman, who jumped into a moat in the enclosure, suffered serious bites to her arms and legs. In December, a man who jumped into the same enclosure also survived after zookeepers baited the polar bears away with beef. It was not clear why the woman jumped into the area.

This is just another example to back up the saying, "stupidity knows no holiday". What was this idiot thinking? She is lucky this bear did not rip her head off or a limb. I'm telling YOU, "the clock is ticking on the human race on this planet".

"Animalz Rule, Even Polar Bears",

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Who Needs Drugs? Where The Females?

Yeah, I did it!
For a lot of animals, being in capitivity is a bigger buzzkill to the libido than a "Golden Girls" marathon. Not so for Demo the orangutan, who has been busy knocking up all three of his female companions at a U.K. zoo.

The 10-year-old primate has three babies on the way after mating with roommates Gambira, Mali and Chinta. Since the number of Bornean orangutans is down to just 50,000 worldwide, Demo is merely doing his part for his dwindling species, which is threatened by hunting, the pet trade and the destruction of its rainforest habitat.

Staff at Paignton Zoo in Devon say they are "amazed" by the three pregnancies and are anxiously awaiting the births. The second largest ape after the gorilla, Bornean orangutans like their alone time, with males and females usually come together only to mate. Hopefully that fact will keep Demo from getting too overloaded with his three new baby mamas.

Unfortunately, not every animal is so attractive ....

Hey, when you're hot you're hot! When YOU are, YOU don't need any scripts! lol

"Animals Rule, Humans Drool",